Strange


              Once upon a time in the Lost City of Faar, there died a man called Vlious Teinteintonn. Vlious had the strange ability to do strange things to do something known as the strange ability to do strange things. So, strangely, he was murdered. He was murdered by another man with the strange ability to do strange things. Therefore, there was now only one man in the Lost City of Faar who had the strange ability to do strange things. It was not known to many, but the Lost City of Faar had earned its 'Lost' due to the murder of Vlious.
              
               The Lost of Faar used to be not lost. It used to be not lost because it was found by Vlious. Which brings us to the question: Why was Vlious Teinteintonn was murdered? The question brings us back 300 years to the Almost-Lost City of Cklose. The people of Cklose had a big problem. Their name was going to be changed from the Almost-Lost City of Cklose to the Lost City of Cklose! They were devastated. They decided that the way to fix this was to get someone to find them again. So they called the incredably strange Maxwell Edison And His Silver Hammer, the one who killed Vlios by having to debacle his brains with his last name.

                The people cried and yelled and fainted and squirted out blood at Maxwell asking him why he would want to kill Vlious? He was an egotistic narcissistic self loving type strange type of man so he replied,

"Well! There cant be more than one being who can have the strange ability to do strange things!" he giggled.

The people of the Almost-Lost City of Cklose were furious. But Maxwell knew better. With his strange ability to do strange things he cursed the city to being Semi-Found forever. And then he trotted happily along to the Found City of In-Between to make it lost too! Joy.

The End.